love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
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I wear dresses based purely on the fact that I can’t be bothered putting on more than one item of clothing.
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I wish I could pay a demon to possess me once a day and give me a hard two hour cardio workout like damn
Find Someone.
Find someone who isn’t afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows that you’re not perfect, but treats you as if you are. Someone who’s biggest fear is losing you. Someone who says I love you and means it. Someone who gives their heart completely.
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- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
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Sam the Cat with Eyebrows and a Permanent Worried Face
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when my bra matches my underwear i really feel like i have my life together
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this guy I know is drunk messaging me and I’m just giving him really vague answers to everything he says and now he’s getting all philosophical about porn with me and it’s making no sense.
Cheating on anyone is deeper than people realize, it destroys their outlook on love, their future relationships, and peace within themselves.
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hey
Watchu got there
a skull that connects to my spine hbu
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